Sandy Hutchens Chronicle

Hot Wired News from Sandy Hutchens
  • Home
  • About Hutchens Chronicle
  • Legal Humor
  • Paralegal or lawyer?

Archive for the ‘Detective’ Category

You are currently browsing the archives for the Detective category.

25 Nov 2009

Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name

Sandy Hutchens’ pulp fiction detective crew has uncovered Hillary Clinton’s middle name. Although many people think it is Rodham, it just isn’t true. Rodham is actually her maiden name.

The truth was difficult to uncover since she, as the 67th United States Secretary of State, is surrounded by the elite in security. It is just too hard to get to her in person. The phone is no easier since there are layers of assistants and receptionists to go through and none of them will talk about anything to do with her personal life. Email is useless as you just get a form response email saying “Thank you for your interest…”

Only by googling Hillary Clinton middle name and then clicking on the link to Wikipedia could the Sandy Hutchens’ team find out the truth. Her middle name is – DIANE.

Secretary of State Hillary Diane Clinton said Sunday that the Afghan government must “demonstrate there’s no impunity for those who are corrupt” by implementing new US demands.

One such measure, announced Saturday by Attorney General Ishaq Alako, is the establishment of a special court to try senior officials who, under the constitution, cannot be tried by the regular judicial system.

“Everyone knows that in Afghanistan, corruption is at a peak,” Mr. Alako told reporters. He promised to stop corruption within six months. He has claimed in the past that he has a list of top officials suspected of taking bribes, and that the country already has put 16,000 people behind bars for corruption.

David Plouffe knew that he couldn’t beat top Washington players like Hillary Diane Clinton and John McCain without changing the way the game was played. By expanding the electorate and stumping un-chartered Democratic ground, David Plouffe helped Barack Obama change the political scope in ways that no insider thought possible, even as Barack Obama’s enigmatic energy swept from state to state.

According to the Tehran Times: Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas told U.S. Secretary of States Hillary Diane Clinton that Palestinians would not re-start peace talks with Israel if there was not a complete freeze on Israeli settlements in the occupied territories. Despite the efforts of U.S. envoy George Mitchell, there is very few signs that the peace talks themselves, suspended in December because of the Israeli attack on Gaza, can be revived anytime soon.

“Obviously, we can’t want this more than the parties want it. I mean, that is just the way negotiations are. But the fact that the U.S. is engaged, and that we are serious about this engagement, is, in and of itself, I think a very positive message. The U.S. continues to have very serious questions about the settlements that Israel has promoted. We understand that to a large extend, it has to do with Israel security needs and fears about trying to have a defensible perimeters around Israel,” Diane Clinton told the BBC in an interview.

So those of you who were wondering Diane is the name we were looking for. Diane was a Roman goddess identified with the Greek goddess Artemis, with the Etruscan goddess Artume, and with the Greek or Carian goddess Hecate.

Artemis was one of the most widely venerated of the Ancient Greek deities. In the classical period of Greek mythology, Artemis was often described as the daughter of Zeus and Leto. She was the goddess of forests and hills, child birth, virginity, hunting, often shown as a huntress carrying a bows and arrows. The deer and the cypress were sacred to her.

Artemis later became identified with Selene, a Titaness who was a Greek moon goddess, sometimes depicted with a crescent moon above her head.

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is the junior United States Senator from New York, and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election. She is married to Bill Clinton—the 42nd President of the United States—and was the First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001.

Bookmark It
Aggiungi 'Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name' a Del.icio.usAggiungi 'Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name' a diggAggiungi 'Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name' a TechnoratiAggiungi 'Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name' a Stumble UponAggiungi 'Detective uncovers Hillary Clinton’s middle name' a Twitter
25 November, 2009 at 14:29 by admin

Tags: afghan government, Barack Obama, bribes, david plouffe, democratic ground, Diane, electorate, form response, hillary clinton, hillary clinton middle name, Hillary Rodhame Clinto, impunity, ishaq, john mccain, maiden name, political scope, pulp fiction, receptionists, Sandy Hutchens, senior officials, united states secretary of state, wikipedia
Posted in American History, Bizarre, Detective, Sandy Hutchens, Self, pulp fiction | No Comments »

13 Nov 2009

Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV

boredtodeath

I want to bring attention to “Bored to Death”, a show after my own heart. This HBO sitcom features Jason Schwartzman who I loved in Wes Anderson movies. The concept is very good. The characters have a lot of development potential. Good acting from Zach Galifianakis, Ted Danson, Oliver Platt and many others.\

I wouldn’t say that it is a great show yet although there have been outstanding episodes. The writing is key to the show and that seems to be the aspect that affects the quality of individual episodes. In this respect it has been uneven. The pilot episode was terrific however there is, as of yet, no strong story arc to meld all the episodes together.

Another word about the acting, Ted Danson and the others put a lot of nuance to their characters. I wouldn’t recommend this show to everyone but it has promise and I have enjoyed most episodes.

Official Bored To Death Trailer (HBO)

A new comedy series starring Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson and Zach Galifianakis. Premiering Sunday, September 20th at 9:30PM. For more, log on to HBO.com.

Bookmark It
Aggiungi 'Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV' a Del.icio.usAggiungi 'Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV' a diggAggiungi 'Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV' a TechnoratiAggiungi 'Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV' a Stumble UponAggiungi 'Bored to Death best pulp detective comedy on TV' a Twitter
13 November, 2009 at 9:50 by admin

Tags: bored to death, Bored to Death comedy, Bored to Death HBO, comedy series, Detective, hbo, hbo sitcom, jason schwartzman, oliver platt, pilot episode, pulp, story arc, ted danson, wes anderson, zach galifianakis
Posted in Comedy, Detective, Television, pulp fiction | No Comments »

19 Oct 2009

Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins

After a hectic week of investigating robberies and other crimes in Palmer Township, Detective Matt Allshouse will be faced with a more daunting task on his day off — performing in uniform in front of millions during the seventh-inning stretch of tonight’s Philadelphia Phillies game against the Los Angeles Dodgers in Citizens Bank Park.

Allshouse, who joined the Palmer Township Police Department in June 2008 after several years as a semi-professional crooner, will sing “God Bless America.” He was asked to perform by the Phillies entertainment director yesterday afternoon.

This will be Allshouse’s fourth time performing for the Phillies, but his first time in the two years since he became a lawman. After getting the invitation, which the lifelong Phillies fan more than gladly accepted, Allshouse, 33, said he “practiced a few times, but didn’t want to push it.”

“Well I still remember the words, so it should be good,” Allshouse said. “I don’t have the stamina as when I was performing every weekend, but I should be good for one song.”

This will be the third time Allshouse has performed “God Bless America” for the Phillies. He has also sang the National Anthem for them once and for the Baltimore Orioles once, he said.

Before becoming a detective, Allshouse performed as Matthew James for about five years in the Lehigh Valley, Philadelphia and New York regions. He had a solo lounge act, performing hits from crooners like Frank Sinatra and Bobby Darin. He also performed with the Lehigh Valley’s Rob Stoneback Big Band.

He gave up singing when he joined Palmer police and when he and his wife, Krista, had their 1-year-old daughter, Ava. Allshouse, who lives in Easton, said he is still debating whether to take their daughter to her first Phillies game: “It’s going to be cold and it’s going to be late.”

Tonight is Game 4 of the National League Championship Series, with the Phillies leading the best-of-seven series 2-1. The game is scheduled to start at 8:07 p.m.

Allshouse will have support at the game. His wife will stand alongside him as he performs, and Palmer Township Sgt. Detective Timothy Ruoff scored a ticket to the game last night and will be in the stands.

“I don’t usually get nervous, but I might just a little bit this time, maybe,” Allshouse said.

Bookmark It
Aggiungi 'Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins' a Del.icio.usAggiungi 'Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins' a diggAggiungi 'Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins' a TechnoratiAggiungi 'Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins' a Stumble UponAggiungi 'Detective will sing at Phillies game – Hutchens grins' a Twitter
19 October, 2009 at 12:39 by admin

Tags: allshouse, baltimore orioles, citizens bank park, god bless america, lehigh valley, los angeles dodgers, Matt Allshouse, national anthem, national league championship series, palmer township, philadelphia phillies, phillies game, seventh inning stretch, township police department
Posted in Detective, Sports | No Comments »

« Older Entries
  • Subscribe

    • Entries (RSS)
    • Comments (RSS)
  • Archives

  • Calendar

    • September 2010
      M T W T F S S
      « Jan    
       12345
      6789101112
      13141516171819
      20212223242526
      27282930  
  • Categories

    • 1 (72)
    • 911 (1)
    • Abnormal psychology (5)
    • American History (5)
    • Angus burger (1)
    • Autos (2)
    • baseball (4)
    • Bermuda (1)
    • Bizarre (5)
    • Business Law (1)
    • Celebrity (1)
    • Comedy (1)
    • Criminal procedures (3)
    • Detective (4)
    • drug (1)
    • drugs user (1)
    • Google (1)
    • Hurricane Season (1)
    • Hutchens Chronicle (15)
    • internet (1)
    • Law and Technology (2)
    • Law Society of Upper Canada (2)
    • mansion (3)
    • McDonald's (1)
    • Meteorology (1)
    • Models (1)
    • Movies (2)
    • Mystery man (3)
    • Nature (2)
    • Obama (1)
    • Olympic (1)
    • pulp fiction (2)
    • Sandy Hutchens (15)
    • Self (3)
    • Sports (2)
    • Television (3)
    • Thanksgiving (1)
    • water (1)
Improve the web with Nofollow Reciprocity.

Back to Main Site | Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS).